1.Steve Irwin

It’s been almost six years since Australian ‘Crocodile Hunter’ died doing what he loved most…sort of. After several run-ins with some feisty reptiles, Steve sadly passed away after he was stabbed in the chest by Stingray barb whilst diving in a coral reef. However many fans there are, their grief hasn’t stopped them strapping on an explorer costume complete with bloody stinger sticking out of the chest. Although this is perhaps not the most sensitive of homages, these costumes still get the odd chuckle at Halloween parties followed by some very awkward silences.

2.Children’s Pimp Costume

They say that a youngsters’ future is determined by their experiences in childhood. Let’s hope this isn’t true for the kid whose parents buy him this; although I think it’s likely that kids with those kinds of parents are doomed anyway…

This terribly inappropriate get-up does border on child abuse but he’ll be encouraged to learn a thing or two about women, for example; he’ll learn that slapping is the only way to control them. Plus, it’s always good to encourage your children to start their own business.

3.Animal Abuser

Ah, the fraught taboo subject of bestiality. What better way is there to make it more offensive than dressing up as a romancer of sheep? Not only will it result in hand delivered death threats from the PETA but the fiberglass lamb will be a burden to lug around with you all night. Perhaps it’s just best to nod and smile if an innocent minded individual asks if you’re supposed to be a cowboy…

4.Missing Child

Oh dear, this is probably as big a faux pas as wearing an ‘I love OJ’ T-shirt to jury duty. Though probably not as offensive as others on this list unless you’ve genuinely ran away from home, it’s still destined to get a few old ladies clucking about the fact that missing children are not hilarious.

5.The Pregnant Nun

With the pregnant Hooters girl falling short of the maternal mark, the pregnant nun wins because it works on many more levels.
Almost definitely offensive to nuns, probably offensive to babies and absolutely offensive to the Catholic Church, there won’t be enough Hail Mary’s in the world to apologise for this one in confession – especially not if you’re holding a coat hanger.

6.The new Born

If the pregnancy wasn’t bad enough, imagine what the labour will be like. . .

Oh…well that’s highly inappropriate. This costume can be worn by two people, which probably means double the gasps and revulsion when it’s spotted near the beer keg. Whilst giving birth is probably one of the most painful experiences of motherhood, nothing will be as painful as looking down to see your partner-in-crime’s face emerging from the orifice in question. This costume captures the ultimate nightmare with one smiling, moustachioed baby making his exit.

7.Chest Burst Baby

Post-delivery room, your baby can join in the fun of Halloween too with their very own tasteless attire. This baby fancy dress costume will be paid for in many trips to the shrink’s office when your child reaches adulthood as this cute fuzzy little jacket imitates that famous chest-burst scene in Alien. You know the one where John Hurt demonstrates the issues that may arise with unplanned male pregnancy. Repeat after me; “It’s only ketchup”.

8.The World Trade Centre

Wow. If you want to make an entrance this year, you’re sure to get one with this highly offensive interpretation of the World Trade Centre 9/11 attack. In spite of all the Bin Laden masks and makeshift ‘bomb’ briefcases, dressing up as the Twin Towers is the 21st century equivalent of spitting at the Pope. It might seem like a funny idea and a few friends may high-five you, but you’ll probably still go to hell for it.

9.Baby Hitler

What were they thinking when they came up with this? An adult sized Hitler costume is already pushing the envelope but converting your tot into a little Brown Shirt is asking for future trauma. This mini-Hitler costume is probably no bigger than Hitler’s actual SS uniform but nonetheless it does beg the question ‘Too soon?’

Yes, way too soon. Infant-sized fascist dictators are a fast-track to a visit from social services and some rather extreme tantrums. Before you know it, he’s started discarding all the black and brown crayons from his colouring box. Sure it may be cute now but think about what’s going to happen when he gets rejected from finger-painting class?

10.Anorexia Girl

As if it wasn’t bad enough to be in the midst of girls dressed in demeaning costumes such as ‘sexy kittens’ or ‘sexy homicidal maniacs’ for Halloween, this ‘witty’ Anna Rexia costume is only going to serve as a grim guilt trip about eating candy. No to mention the urge we’ll get to punch the wearer in the face if they venture out in this little ensemble. The real frightening thing about this costume is that somebody thought that eating disorders were comedy gold and then fashioned a skin tight mini dress with a skeleton motif that only a size zero girl could fit into. On the flipside, you put it on a fat girl and it’s suddenly ironic. How controversial. Next on the agenda: teenage suicide and drug use!

11.Mammogram Machine

Yeah we get it, although we still think it has an air of sex offender about it. These mammogram machines are the number one frat boy accessory although it’s unlikely that any ladies take them up on the offer. Oh well, maybe next year…

12.Jamaican Bobsled Team

There’s nothing more insulting than good old casual racism. The USA has caused a furore with a ‘This is my culture, not a costume’ campaign, berating those who feel like dressing up as Mexican bandits or Geisha girls this Halloween. I wonder where they got that idea. This Jamaican bobsled team costume, paying its dues to the classic ‘90s film Cool Running’s is just five white pairs of gloves away from being a walking minstrel show. Whilst ‘blacking up’ your face is a great way to get beaten up, the strangest thing about this costume is how the actual black guy’s face is painted white. Always in the minority…

13.Dirty Priest

What is shocking, offensive to Catholics and is a sore, topical subject? Why, the paedophile priest of course!

This popular costume idea used to have numerous variations such as Vicars with sweets hanging out of their pockets or guys with their girlfriends in tow dressed as a 6 year old boy but it all went horribly wrong when people started making their own jail bait. The positioning is just unfortunate even if it is fashioned out of a rag doll. This ghastly costume will get big laughs but will also be followed by the noise you make when somebody gets hit in the face with a football. The only way you’re ever going to offend people more than the guy who shows up in this costume, is by dressing as a black crucified Jesus.

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When faced with a boring bedroom it’s best to begin with the basics – clean the room from top to bottom, preferably in daylight so you can really see what you’re doing. Be sure to clean light fixtures and replace any burned out light bulbs. Look at the furniture and see if it can be rearranged to work better in the space; consider lacing the bed on an angle or adding a padded headboard for a more dramatic look.

Review the bedding because this is where you can completely change the look of a room. Even if you stick with the same sheets and pillowcases you can replace the bedspread or comforter with something different. Look for bed ensembles which feature reversible quilts and comforters for the most versatility; the typical bed ensemble includes a bed shirt, two decorative pillow shams and a comforter so changing the look of the room requires little more effort than making the bed.

The bathroom may seem like a real challenge if the porcelain is dated but textiles can make a world of difference. A new shower curtain, fresh window treatments and a new bath mat will take care of many cosmetic issues while new bathroom hardware such as drawer pulls and knobs can help to modernize an older vanity or cabinet. Consolidate clutter with bath organizers – a new shower or bath caddy is also a good way to keep toiletries within reach and prevent slips and spills.

Walk in greenhouses can be constructed in a small area, so yard size should not be a problem. You can find a greenhouse kit with a portable model if you cannot fully decide on which part of your property you want the greenhouse to be. This kit will allow you to move your greenhouse from one place to another.

Conversely, you can find a greenhouse kit that will let you build a permanent structure in your yard. See to it that you plan and prepare ahead of time. Build greenhouses may take some time. Although it is not that difficult to build this type of greenhouse, you may want to ask someone else for assistance.

Depending on your personal preference, you can choose a greenhouse that is big or small. You also get to choose its shape. Nonetheless, you may also add features such as lighting as well as cooling and humidification systems to your walk in greenhouse. You need to provide sufficient water to your plants, so make sure that you also take care of the water system.

You may have a downspout or a gutter for your irrigation. These options are ideal because they are friendly to the environment. In addition, you may want to consider installing a heat source for your plants.

If you enjoy knitting, you can create some of these items for your child to wear. You can create cardigans, jackets or coats and scarves. You can even make them in matching knitting yarn or knitting wool such as same coloured hats and gloves. Some male-oriented shades that you can get are: blue, grey, black, green and yellow. Some patterns using knitting yarn or knitting wool allow you to mix hues as yellow and blue or orange and violet. You can produce hats and gloves for every day of the week. Even with only one coat, his outfits would look different every time with your knitting creations.

First things first: choose your patterns and get the perfect colours that suit your and your child’s preferences. His favourite colour may be yellow so you can choose a pattern with yellow and brown shades that he would be happy to wear. You may even have a pompom top on the hat you are intending to create for an adorable or endearing look to frame your child’s face.

You can knit all your son’s winter hats and gloves this year. He not only gets them for warmth, you also get the fulfilment of being able to provide for his needs.

24 Faubourg
French design house Hermes have always created luxurious high fashion products so it’s no surprise that they’d apply the same principles to their fragrances. While people had to wait in line for four years to get a Birkin bag, something tells me the waiting list for 24 Faubourg was a little shorter, with a musky cloud of £953 per ounce fogging up our spectacles. Though its market price has dropped over the years thanks to the internet, you will still be expected to pay a minimum of £90 per bottle. Yikes.

Baccarat Les Larmes Sacrées de Thebes
The name is a bit of a mouthful but that won’t stop you from spitting out your coffee when you see how much this French Baccarat scent costs. At over £4,300 per bottle – and really, the emphasis is on the opulent bottle designs of which Baccarat are noted for – this refined combination of frankincense, jasmine and myrrh (ooh Biblical!) is now out of production. The jewelled pyramid shaped bottle with embedded crystals is what made this perfume so distinctive but unfortunately we’ll just have to stick with gluing sequins onto drug-store body sprays.

Notorious
It certainly is. This Ralph Lauren fragrance comes with a hefty price tag of roughly £2,050 English pounds (almost as expensive as the Ralph Lauren polo shirts!). Luckily for us you can exclusively buy it in London’s Harrods store and nowhere else. Advertised by the lovely Laetitia Casta, the only way that most of us will be able to afford this scent is by paying £4 for a copy of Vogue and then cutting out the outline of the bottle to prop up on our dressers.

Caron’s Poivre
Eau Du Devastation! Perhaps you should shield your wallet from this one. Another Baccarat bottle to add to the list with white gold detailing and diamond encrusted glass, Poivre, which was first sold in 1953, smells like spices.

In dollars, this fragrances costs $2000 and as it contains only TWO ounces, that means that each of them cost a whopping $1000. That’s £635 for us Brits and €738 for our European neighbours to use just half the bottle.

Henri Alméras’s Joy Perfume for Jean Patou
Celebrated as ‘one of the greatest fragrances ever created’, Joy was the signature scent of the Wall Street Crash. Let’s face it, at over £500 per ounce, is it any wonder Wall Street crashed? Designed for Parisian perfumer Jean Patou in 1929, Joy has overtones of Jasmine and rose which is direct result of the 10,000 jasmine flowers and 28 dozen roses used for each tiny 30ml measure. Joy in a bottle? Maybe. If you avoid reading your bank statements for a while…

The Imperial Majesty
The granddaddy of expensive perfumes is the aptly named Imperial Majesty. The limited edition Clive Christian scent was reported to be worth $215,000 (that’s over £ 136, 600 in English sterling) by Forbes magazine. Poured elegantly into Baccaratt crystal bottle with 18 carat gold and five carat diamond detailing, a single drop will have of an overwhelming stench of two thousand, one hundred and fifty American dollars! Check out this interview on Fox News.

For those who are dreaming to make it big in designing clothing for ladies, knowing the basics of tops for ladies is a must. One aspect is the neckline that has different types such as the ‘surplice’ for a sexier look, the ‘sweetheart’, which is commonly used for evening gowns and sexy dresses, and the ‘boat’ that shows a more conservative look for a top or dress. The sleeve length is another aspect that could vary from long to capped type. It is important to take note of these features in order to create flattering silhouettes for ladies of different shapes and sizes.

Another characteristic to remember when designing these tops is its cut. This feature refers to the top’s shape that can be form-fitting, trapeze-shaped, or boxy. The cut may dictate the kind of seam that the top must have. For example, if the top is a loose-fitting one, this means that the seams are straight running from the armpit to the hem.

Ladies clothing can have hundreds of thousands of design. This is why even most devastating financial crisis could not hinder the fashion industry from booming. This is not just a trend, it’s a reality.

As you search for a veil, always keep your dress in mind and be sure that the veil compliments the gown and does not compete with it. Shop online to find embellished veils for close to the same price as a plain tulle veil. While you are shopping, keep these hot veils trends in mind.

Rhinestone edge: If you want to add a little bling or extra glam to your ensemble, rhinestone edge veils are just the thing. The veil is designed with standard tulle, but the edging is a row of small sparkling rhinestones. It is not over the top and could work well with many types of gowns, such as a very simple gown or even one that does have some rhinestone embellishment (as long as it is not too much).

Ribbon edge: These are super popular as well as super affordable. Ribbon edge veils add a little elegance to any bridal ensemble. They are designed by literally adding a ribbon to a plain veil (usually satin or matte satin). They are so popular because they are the most versatile. For example, they coordinate with any wedding dress, not matter how many embellishments it does or does not have. The ribbon size is variable to fit each bride’s taste, and best of all, the ribbon is available in many colors, if a bride wants to add a little pop of color to her look.

Scattered crystals and pearls: This type of embellished veil is by far the flashiest and most eye-catching. They are designed by using a tulle veil and scattering (in no particular pattern or in a pattern of choice) all over the veil—from top to bottom. It is really important that of a bride chooses this veil that the wedding dress be on the simple side. Beading overkill is not a good thing.

Lace-edged: Lace-edge veils have made a huge comeback in the past few years. Again, they are made by taking a plain veil and adding intricate lace to the edging. The lace can be very wide for a more dramatic effect. This type of veil looks stunning with a gown that has lace accents. The adorned veil really brings the ensemble together. Often, brides will choose a lace that is a shade darker than the tulle to make it really pop.

Turk’s outlet is indicative of how important outlet stores have become to the retail world in general—and the fashion industry in particular—as a way to both provide consumers with fabulous deals and sell excess or out-of-season products. The idea of an outlet store goes back to Boston-based Filene’s Bargain Basement. The concept was the brainchild of Edward A. Filene, who came up with the idea to sell excess items from his dad’s department store in the building’s basement. The first Filene’s Automatic Bargain Basement opened in 1909 in Boston and proved so popular that soon other retailers were bringing Edward their surplus, overstock, and closeout merchandise.

Then in 1936, Anderson-Little opened the first set of outlet stores that were located away from the store in which they were sold or the factory in which they were manufactured. Over the next four decades, outlet stores enabled companies to clear their inventory of excess or damaged merchandise. In 1974, lingerie company Vanity Fair opened the first outlet center in Reading, Pennsylvania.

During the 1980s and 90s, outlet malls sprang up throughout the country. And it wasn’t just an American phenomenon—these shopping meccas appeared in Europe and Japan as well. They are now a regular feature in some fashion-conscious Middle Eastern countries, such as Kuwait and Saudi Arabia.

Now a staple part of the fashion industry, these outlets draw millions of shoppers yearly worldwide, and serve as a buttress to the higher-priced sales points for many iconic fashion designers like Donna Karan, Calvin Klein, and Trina Turk. Spreading the gospel of fashion from high-end department store to low-priced outlet, these designers are increasing their bottom line while ensuring that everyone has access to quality design and merchandise.